Pollard

A fat pedo who works at a school to look at kids and no one apart from his nonce buddy the drama teacher likes him, he’s a fucking cunt basically

O ur such a fucking pedo pollard

by Edavies24 July 5, 2018

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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

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pollyrectalitis

When someone has a cheery outlook on life, because they have their head up their hind end.

A person who is blinded about the things around them is in a pollyrectalitis state.

by ~k~a~y~ September 2, 2010

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Lee Pollard

Alpha male. Hides children in his toe cracks, meal deal lord, and gatekeeper. Should become toilet cleaner!!! As he has poo fetishisation. Still sleeps with his mum

Lee pollard oh yeah didn’t he steal Billy’s child wonder where he went- I heard he was in Lee pollards toes

by Hotmanalpha June 6, 2022

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