Plap

Quite possibly the greatest word to grace the English language

My favourite word is plap

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 12, 2020

Plap

Penis Slap, translation of the French Biffle.

Vigorous application of an erect penis to the face of a consenting partner

He plapped him so hard he lost a molar

by M128 February 25, 2022

Plap

A beautiful word, satisfying and almost arousing this word gives my life meaning

Mr Bean is plappy

Wow that glob of paint just plapped onto the page

What made that plap noise?

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 12, 2020

Plap

A word when therapist doesn't know what's going on with you.

"what did the therapist say"
"I have plap, man"

by thatgayloser November 2, 2020

Plap

Legit the best word ever, think of something amazing; that’s what plap is.

Ahhh Plap, love that

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface January 26, 2021

Plap

Plap: a punch to the ass
Could take on the variations of a fist or boxing glove

She plapped him out of frustration.

by Dirtykirty July 20, 2022

PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019