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Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019

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Plap: a punch to the ass
Could take on the variations of a fist or boxing glove

She plapped him out of frustration.

by Dirtykirty July 20, 2022

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The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!

Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller skate team) disbanded because they didn’t have enough players

Eh whatever man it’s not like they were good anyways

by The canola man March 11, 2020

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