Plap

The sound a peins makes when it hits a woman's forehead

Bro I smacked Lexi with my dick it was all like PLAP!

by Hopsin December 12, 2016

Plap

Colloquialism for a fail:
The sound a frog makes when he lands on his back on a hard surface .i.e linoleum, stone

I totally plapped that test mate!

by Dr Lit October 22, 2015

Plap

PENGUIN FLAP=PLAP

YOO BRO, THAT PENGUINS GOT MAD PLAPS

by PLAPMASTER420 November 23, 2019

Plaps

Plaps is the compound work for penguin flaps. Or penguin wings. Penguins use their plaps to swim.

Dude that penguin has some nice Plaps.
Dude no way! He must groom them every morning and night they are so nice.

by Katie draws November 23, 2019

Plap

When you hit the male G spot

Omg i just got plapped so hard

by Fox_Jr September 17, 2019

PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019

Plap

Punch and Slap mixed together in one action.

He told me to fuck off so I plapped him across the face.

by IconiqueLegend December 14, 2017