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The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.
She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.
by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009
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carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.
I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.
by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024
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Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.
Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.
by PurplePooch March 11, 2020
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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