Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?
by KenBonezone6969 July 14, 2018
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Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome September 17, 2015
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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to rain very hard with large rain drops.
"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."
by gingerdaddy69 December 05, 2023
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Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.
Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.
by PurplePooch March 11, 2020
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pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.
Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.
by mous3 May 25, 2011
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 27, 2025
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