Four Star Phony

Four star phony: Often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. A person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. A person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. An expert at conveying false impressions about ones importance. The liar that is highest up the food chain.

Our manager Mr. Smith sure likes to bark orders, but he doesn't know the first thing about running this department.
He is such a four star phony.

That four star phony sure likes to tell some fantastic stories about the old days.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 17, 2011

Phony Brony

A phony Brony is the general Brony, with the exception that they don't truly watch the show for the love of it but more for the trolling they give from it, since there are many people who find the thought of grown men watching a little kids show really lame, some attention-seekers decide they will get in your face about how much they love the show and trying to start discussions about it with certain people knowing their reactions to the topic. Phony Bronys aren't really at all but more attention-craving trolls, you can easily tell if someone's a phony brony from when the topic comes up, a brony would say to someone whos hates them "oh well that's your choice." and talk to people who do like the show about the episodes, and phony would say "I love mlp! why do you have a problem with that! deal with it! we r changing masculinity!" and talk more about how "irritated" he is about brony haters to bronys rather then the show, also, the fan art they post on their blog about my little pony would rarely involve the shows ponies, and more or spin-off's of celebrities and well liked other shows (eg Brock Obama and Michelle Obama making a somewhat brook-hoofing hand shake) just to irritate people more by making them feel suffocated by the show by everything. Phony Bronys are probably one of the only reasons (besides cloppers) that people feel they have reason to dislike bronys.

Example 1: "Hey don't judge Jack for liking My little Pony Jack!"

"Dude, he doesn't really like the show, it's obvious he is a Phony Brony."

Example 2: Brad: Hey dont judge me, I love the show!

Timmy: Brad, I know your a Phony Brony, you never talk about the show unless in heated debate with someone who doesn't agree with you, get a life!

by PrimSilver August 14, 2012

phony kicking it

When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool

It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it

by SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair July 9, 2016

Phoneagenic

Someone who paints a very appealing, beautiful, and precise image of themselves while speaking on audible devices.

Me:gffhdhudsa!(Gurgle) yer bah!(yea bye)

Phoneagenic Individual: (Sultry voice) Hello there and how are we today? Ciao for now!

by Shannon Thornton July 10, 2007

phonysexual

A phonysexual is somebody who pretends to be gay but isn't.

He was a phonysexual because he pretended he was gay but he was straight.

by sallygal61 January 21, 2010

phonzanewt

One who eats own fart bubbles in bathtub.

by monkeychic February 15, 2003

phoneability

Ability and willingness to be telephoned by a friend, for instance, if they are experiencing a crisis.

Ursula assured Gerald of her phoneability should he need to talk to someone about losing his job.

by Athenais May 28, 2006