Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.
Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!
by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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Canvas Student

Living hell bro never do ts ever in your life
Canvas Student is a school application that’s the worst
by bigcheeseginkel March 14, 2024
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Shit Canvas

When one is covered in shit and another person draws with it on the others body
Bro my girlfriend wants me to shit canvas her
by Kjsimpsons February 19, 2025
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hickey canvas

Littleraly Ellena's neck. She's so beautiful 🥺❤️
Floflo: your neck is the definition of a hickey canvas 😂❤️
by Floflo<3 November 11, 2020
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Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.
by kdwilco August 22, 2009
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Yorkshire Canvas

The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet

Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 17, 2017
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