November 4

(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip

Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

November 4

The day where you ignore your best friend or slap your crush

Person1: Today’s November 4

Friend: so
Person1: I’m ignoring

by I dead inside 727477 November 3, 2019

November 4

Day that u get to date your crush for a day

Guy:hey babe
Girl:what?
Boy: oh sry its national date your crush day bc it’s November 4

by Sksksksksk November 3, 2019

November 4

The day you go out with your best friend, girl or boy

Person 1 : Today is November 4th🤪 Person 2 : What does that mean? Person 1 : the day u go out with your bestfriend 👀

by Avani Taylor November 3, 2019

November 4

National Abortion day and National Sperm Bank day so go to your nearest clinic and donate or slap that waste into the abortion bucket where the can slither out.

Mark: Alice where are you going you prego?
Alice: Mark, it's November 4th you gotta do what you gotta do.
Mark:

by Plants_huh November 2, 2019

November 4

on November 4 you get one free slap on your cousin any where you choose

speaker 1: guess what day it is
speaker 2: its November 4

speaker 1: ye and I get to slap you any where I choose

speaker 2: ouch

by waxivan November 4, 2020

NOVEMBER 4

November 4 is now national f**k Covid-19 day. Even if u want to f**k covid-19 every other day now is the day to do it.

“I hate covid-19 can I f**k it?”

“ you have to wait until November 4

by Sapine October 31, 2020