sorry

What you say to make someone shut up.
What you say whether you mean it of not.
Combine top two.

Dick. WHY THE F DID YOU...
Frick. I'm Sorry.
Dick. BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP...
Frick. I SAID I'M SORRY, DAMN IT!

by Garfield135 June 4, 2007

Sorri

When your'e in so much shit. Instead of saying sorry you say sorri to add a little humor and make the person thats mad at you a little less mad even tho they're are probably gonna end up beatting the shit out of you still.

Mom:Wtf, why didn't you clean your room.

Son:Sorri

Mom:Hah it's ok no go do it now!

by GregizzleYo February 18, 2008

Sorry not sorry

When you feel like apologising but you dislike the person so you say something ultimately offensive. According to schoolkids, "Still counts!"

Dom: Dude, what was that for? You cut me!
Milo: Sorry not sorry!

by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019

Sorry

Something no one really means

I'm so sorry

by btmnlcs March 4, 2015

sorry

feeling of having come across as a dickhead, even tho he meant well

Im so sorry suzy, dont hate me *puppy dog eyes*

by ColHol October 19, 2004

Sorry

A word that proves our guilt.

Ratul: i am sorry!
Skib: it means u have done this.

by Salfeto February 22, 2013

sorry

to be like Ken, to say you are not coming into work jokingly and then really not showing up

Ken told us Friday he wouldn't be in on Monday. We thought he was joking but his sorry ass didn't show up. That's just sorry.

by Shawn Isyourdaddy September 16, 2005