cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.

She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!

by Peetry October 25, 2006

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munchkin

1) Creepy things from the Wizard of Oz that are either really brightly colored and often bear candy or are seen hanging in the background, if you look carefully.

2) The best card game ever, along with Pimp: the Backhanding. Makes fun of number 3.

3) The most annoying roleplaeyers you'll ever have to deal with, who characteristicly max out their stats, mostly without reprecution, play to mindlessly kill anything in their paths and boss the rest of your players around, and get as many dots or levels as possible. Most don't really develope their characters' personalities.

a) My sidekick played the biggest munchkin in his highschool production of the Wiz. He had to go around, kneeling with clow shoes sewn onto the knees of his bight yellow overalls, and he still was half a head taller than most of the other munchkins.

b) I was playing a game of Munchkin the other day, and Frank, Jess and I all got to level nine and had to duke it out for the win. It was intense.

c) I swear, if _____ insists on making his new character another fraking munchkin, I'm going to be the ebil ST and either drop a celestial bouvine on him or force him to fight a fucking manticore within three games.

by CerridwenStorms May 23, 2006

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Cock Munching Donkey Fucker

Plain and Simple, A Cock munching Donkey Fucker.
It's an Insult to yell, or scream, at someone when you want to make ends meet. this will shut the other person up and you will have piece and quiet.

"Shut your face you Cock Munching Donkey Fucker!"

by Undead13 December 18, 2009

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sex munchkin

1) A short person known for being good in bed.
2) A mythological creature who is a close cousin of the average munchkin that can arouse people with its super-sexual powers. Known for banging ogres. =)

1) Alyssa is a sex munchkin.
2) I was attacked by a sex munchkin last night...IT WAS AWSOME!

by Stu Bawden March 25, 2005

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The Munchkin King

The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of sykes (if needed look up definition for "sykes". It, because the sex of the king cannot be determined, walks the floor of sykes preying on anyone that shows any glimpse of fun, or hope of having fun, THE VERY NOTION of fun even! You might not see it for it waddles around too short to be seen by normal statured humans. The only way you might notice it is that the smell of it or the horrible cackling laughter that it spews while feasting on the aforementioned fun. We refer to it as "King" because the "Munchkin It" just doesn't begin to describe the fear and power it seems to think it commands. However "It" would be a more appropriate title to better represent the appearance and actual level of power it has. Everyone lives in fear of it though because of its superb stalking powers. It sneaks up and spies on you when you least expect it and if you are doing something that it disapproves of it will cling to to and slowly start to suck the life out of you. The only way to fight the leeching power of it is to realize that you are a more advanced life form and you are in no way intimidated by this vertically challenged, large massed creature. Eventually the population around you will notice it leeching off of you and begin to realize also that they have no reason to fear it, and begin to behave like the more advanced lifeforms that they are. That will send it into a demension of anger that it has never realized before, however it's low capacity for feelings and general knowledge will put too much pressure on it's vital organs and it will explode. Ending all the hatred and world hunger, making the world a better place without it.

I was surfing the web today, but The Munchkin King noticed and now I'm slowly dying of it's leeching.

by Aaaaace October 26, 2008

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