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Muhammed Gangat 

An awesome kid who loves to play hockey and his favorite NHL hockey team is the Toronto Maple Leafs
Muhammed Gangat wants to be a hockey player when he grows up.

muhammed kablan 

muhammed kablan is the whitest muslim i know
ur such a muhammed kablan
muhammed kablan by Jhkjbkjbkjbkbjk October 16, 2019

Muhammedasur 

Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.
Muhammedasur, you are not welcome here. Go back to where you came from.

Muhammed Ibn Hamza 

A name which is shared by an absolute cutie.
Person: "Omg is that THE Muhammed Ibn Hamza????!?!?!?!?"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"
Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO CUTE"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"

Muhammedmacshak 

Muhammedmacshak is a close and fervent ally of Durkastan, also known as Durkadurkastan. Whereas Durkastan is a sovereign nation which operates in total independence and free of all UN sanctions, Muhammedmacshak is a secret society to which Durkastan pledges allegiance.
"Muhammedmacshak are in support of the sovereign regime in operation within Durkastan."
"Muhammedmacshak have a secret handshake and code phrases which allow one entry to the group and their related hide-outs".
Guy who usually thinks of himself as the best boxer in his school. Generally walks around with his Sony headphones and listens to 90's music on repeat.

During this time he will walk around kicking random things.

Overall if a Muhammed was stuck on an island and could bring 3 things with him they would bring headphones, 200 gram boxing bag., (gets his muscles aching in no time) , and red dead redemption 2.
My name is mav and i know a muhammed
Muhammed by Si Pappi Mmmmmmmmm October 30, 2020