mp 

My Pleasure

...
me: i got you
them: ty
me: mp

mp by revolutionbruin October 31, 2017

Mp 

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

Mp by Hazedan February 15, 2018

MP 

Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Shipping paper records from 71 buildings across the country to New York over this weekend? It would draw too much attention.

That sounds like a YP, not an MP.

MR. ROBOT S3E4

MP by jbobthe3rd January 4, 2021

mp 

An "MP" is someone who is inconsiderate, manipulative, and pretty much a pick-me boy
tends to not respond to messages, victimizes him self

**disclaimer**: if you meet an MP get out of the relationship as soon as possible, do whatever it takes to not talk to them again.

Ughh, Jake is such an MP

mp by u22321 May 10, 2021

MP 

Mega pussy (mp for short) - when someone literally can’t make a move because they’re scared

Josh is being a mp because he doesn’t know what to text his crush

MP by Calum Hood is my husband July 14, 2021

MP 

MP stands for Magic Points. It is a term commonly associated with with fantasy/magic involving games. Every spell or action requires MP. If you are out of MP, focus on replenishing it otherwise you cannot perform most actions.

Hey! I am out of MP! I need the Restoration Potion, quick! I need to cast Apocalypse Abyss which requires 70 MP. I only 3 left!

MP by Dämian Dïlhade December 8, 2021

MP 

Used to describe someone with a micro-penis (abnormally short and skinny penis).

That white dude is probably an MP, isn't he?

MP by not generel at all March 2, 2022