Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.

Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.

by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010

The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.

I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.

by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022

military left

The REAL left. The left that sets the standard. The left that most people understand is left.

Sergeant: "Face to the left."
(Private turns to the right)
Sergeant: "No, private, your MILITARY left."

by J.C.T. November 29, 2005

right wing militia

The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.

fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.

by liberalwizardtyler December 18, 2007

Special Military Operation

100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.

I am conducting a Special Military Operation (not an invasion!) to ensure peace in Ukraine.

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 8, 2022

minitrucker

The baddest mother fucker you will ever meet.

Hes a minitrucker, hes a bad mother fucker.

by Puddin06 May 20, 2008