A medium-sized high school on the East Side of Cincinnati with the worst drug problems in any school in the nation. If you were paid 10 bucks per reported druggie in the school you could walk out with more money than Bill Gates. Half the people living school district jurisdiction doesn’t have kids and often votes down levies so that the kids have to go to school in a crumbling building. No redeeming sports teams have ever existed in Milford, and every single teacher is opinionated.
Friend 1- Hey, bro, you wanna walk to the gates of hell?
Friend 2- where would you find them?
Friend 1- Milford High School
Friend 2- where would you find them?
Friend 1- Milford High School
by Okboomerr December 11, 2019
where you get the most fucked up kids. they’re either hicks, nobody’s, or spoiled white mfs. there is no in between. also i think the dean gets too friendly with the girls. in all honesty you could ask anyone (that looks like a stoner) where to buy a vape or a cart and they’ll send them your way. its also filled with disgusting, drawn on, piss and shit on the floor bathrooms. the teachers? oh then mfs never give you a god damn break to breath. they also don’t gaf if you’re sick you still have to do all the work the day it’s due no exceptions. the asl teacher? hahahah she’s crazy. i mean it. you’ll never ever ever. get a damn break from her. she always got somethin to say too. so if you’re really thinking about putting your kids through the huron district. lmfao. don’t.
do you know any drug dealing racist guys at Milford high school? oh yeah there’s blank blank blank and lots more.
by notmilf December 11, 2021
A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 12, 2010
A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.
Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
by Thefatkidisheres February 12, 2010
by Cocktit69 February 22, 2010
Fill pint glass with ice, fill 3/4 of the way with Paisano wine and top with a Orange Soda. Stir.
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
by ThePTL October 25, 2011
The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.
Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024