Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money

John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft

by your dad's basement March 15, 2023

Microphilosophy

Microphilosophy: a modern form of philosophy that people post online, normally about one sentence or less, bite-sized for modern times, usually very witty and clever, and often widely liked and shared.

Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”

Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.

Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.

Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.

Frank: LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026

Micromitment

A small, consistent action or decision that, repeated over time, leads to significant personal or leadership growth. Born from the idea that tiny commitments, when stacked up, can transform an individual or a team’s effectiveness, especially in challenging environments like Antarctica.

“Even in the harshest conditions of Antarctica, I found that making a single micromitment each day — whether it was writing in my journal or checking in with my team — helped me evolve into a more mindful and effective leader.”

by Captain Einstein June 4, 2025