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masshole

An apocryphal depiction that is complete nonsense especially of those residing in Boston. They are the slowest drivers on the road. My grandmother drives faster than half of massachusetts.
Massholes are known for low cruising speeds, driving below the speed limit, and riding the brake.
by b0ooooooo April 29, 2010
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Massholes

A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.
Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.
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An overtly religious person who thinks it's acceptable to behave like a complete asshole because they have just been to mass and therefore god has absolved them of all their sins, giving them carte blanche to act like a total shithead.
I'm sick of these Massholes parking across my driveway every Sunday!
by WalterWhite52 July 13, 2015
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One who thinks they are a great friend because they took the time to send a mass text to everyone in their address book a generic holiday greeting.
''Aw, look! Deric sent me a 'Happy New Year!' text! Isn't that special?''

"Don't get too excited. He sent that to over 200 people. He's just being a masshole."
by Boffo the Wonder Sheep January 13, 2010
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A rectum that has the capacity to accommodate the testicles of a black male human.
Balls in da Ass, Dick in da Pussy! Dis bitch got a masshole!
by Jake Nero June 23, 2006
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Combination of two words- major & asshole
by Monarch Beauty August 4, 2012
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masshole

a correlation of words derived from "Mass texting asshole". Used towards people who abuse mass texting for events and holidays.

Massholes are usually people who are too insincere and lazy to send out individualized text messages
i.e. - A mass text in the form of:
"Happy (insert holiday here)!"
"I have a table at (insert club here)! Would love for you to come. Can you pull through?"

People who send these are massholes!
by Phamarama February 16, 2010
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