paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Melter skelter

When ur so blacked out on multiple substances and ur friends cant figure out the remade.

“The man or women is slumped over the railing in a backyard party with no real friends around” a rando walks up and asses the situation.. dam they melter skelterd!!

by Clarionism February 5, 2022

Tounge Melter

Products containing high amounts of Citric or Malic Acid, usually damaging the skin of your tounge

Those warheads were Tounge Melters!!

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

Brain-melter

Someone who annoys someone else that it makes their “brain melt”

“Brenda is being a real brain-melter with her annoying voice she has.”

by ND1299338 May 26, 2024