Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

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Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
boobsnerdinsultdatelessegghead

Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009

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The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch July 18, 2005

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Being a retard

by Beaztly July 09, 2020

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by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

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oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

by Skullcatcher November 05, 2005

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A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 23, 2017

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