Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Mega Donk

A term meaning 'a lot of'

Person 1: I’m ready to get drunk this weekend
Person 2: yes buddy let’s get a mega donk of beers

by Thicc_Papi February 19, 2021

Mega Dry

Evelynn is dryer then the Atacama Desert as a fact

Evelynn is mega dry

by Someone bro September 20, 2021

mega danger

still a pretty cool dude. He could beat you up if you made him mad. Story goes that he threw an industrial sized trash bin at someone just because they pissed him off. Oh and for reference keep mango juice away from him, trust me you don’t want to know why.

Holy shit did mega danger just kill that guy by throwing a trash can at him?!?!?

by FireOfLife September 1, 2024

all out mega dweeb

Someone who spends all their time on an xbox 360, hence giving them over 20,000 Gamerscore.

"Oh my god! That guy has 2085 G!"
"He's just an all out mega dweeb"

by $P1D£R February 8, 2009

Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019