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Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again
"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?
by Manadar June 7, 2022
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Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.
Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!
by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022
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The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.
Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”
by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026
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