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Leland, North Carolina

The hickest town in ALL of history. Everybody knows everybody, but hates each other at the same time. Also known as Drama Town.
by Krystal with a "K" October 9, 2008
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leland quinn finch

The shit of all memes. He is the shit, talks shit, and makes a shit living out of a house of shit. But shit, he is a shittin' awesome guy!
It's Leland Quinn Finch!!! HE IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!
by COMMON THE COMMONER June 3, 2017
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the united states of leland

best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling
omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!
by alexis h. July 16, 2006
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leland minh dawson

a penis which plays car football every minute of the day
by deeznuttos123 May 20, 2021
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Leland Speech and Debate

Leland Speech and Debate (LSD) ((Yes, that's the actual abbreviation)) is a program designed to teach students about the art of performing. There are two options, which are either speech or debate. However, while speech and debate isn't inherently a bad thing, Leland Speech and Debate is. The reasons are as follows:

1. Pride. Every coach and teacher is always right, no matter what. You will always be at fault for everything that happens.

2. Greed. The program "requires" a starting donation of $600 from each student, which is an extreme detriment to poorer families. Furthermore, each tournament requires a fee to be paid, further increasing the frivolous spending by several parents and guardians.

3. Lust. LSD loses track of its own independence in the attempt to follow other successful speech programs footsteps, thus, becoming one of the many other faceless speech programs in the midst.

4. Envy. LSD always tries to be what it can't, instead becoming resentful and releasing its rage upon the innocent students enrolled in the program.

5. Gluttony. LSD only uses a fraction of all of its money to fund the coaches, tournaments, and classes.

6. Wrath. If you miss one of the many deadlines, you will get yelled at. No way around it. Even if it's something you cannot control, they don't care.

7. Sloth. Information is never presented in a timely manner. Several deadlines are proposed without a reasonable amount of time to achieve them.
Richard: Hey, did you enjoy Leland Speech and Debate?

Richard Jr.: Fuck no! I wish I was never enrolled in this class!

Jasmine: Of course! Now I'm going to study for 4 hours, practice my 6 instruments, and finish my homework in 15 minutes!
by CrystalGeyserman February 3, 2021
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National bully Leland Day

May 14th is National Bully Leland Day, find your Leland of choice and bully the living hell out of him
Hell yes! Is may 14th, National Bully Leland Day, Leland, Shove a Jimmy-Dick up your Ass
by ssimapala08 May 14, 2022
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Leland

Leland is a very sexy individual and is usually single as hell. very cool, would recommend. 5 STARS!
Wow! He's sexy. I wonder if he's single. I want him! He must be a Leland!
by Davislayer November 28, 2023
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