Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

QB Kneel

See premature ejaculation.

I was fucking Stacy from behind and took a qb kneel. Hopefully she lets me hit again

by Cheese6969 June 15, 2025

One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010