Going to KMart

smoking marijuana.

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.

by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009

Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019

kmart

a store that has been struggling also a store with clothing groceries and more

prestoninan went to kmart to get a pizza

by chicfi November 12, 2019

Kmart

A more ghetto version of Target.

Jimmy ;lets go to Kmart

Me ;no lets go to Target

by Austin.idfwu August 16, 2017

Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended

Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!

by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 2, 2020