Keyport

A small town in the greatest state ever...NJ. Most of the kids there say "yo I hate this town yp"....but really love it. Keyport High School is more of a hang out then an actual school...and if you're artsy..get out. Sports Sports Sports. The Union Beach kids come to the school for 9-12...mostly because Keyport is a tad bit better. Well...the kids aren't smart but usually are outragiously funny and have good personalties. Everyone is Irish and Italian theres like 5 black families and some more Spanish kids...basically no culture. It is bordered by Hazlet...a school or fag emos who think there tough...and usually get beat up by Keyport kids. To add it up...great personalty....crazy funny...jock....LOVES football...welcome to Keyport. We hope you just don't mind the Mexicans. .... our towns racist as hell.

welcome to Keyport a town of white kids who say yo all the time love football are funny....but will definetly kick your ass if they need to...or want to.

by yo1234567890 February 6, 2008

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

Keyoor

Keyoor means awesome to the max and it also means Canada sucks.

Dude that patel is so Keyoor! And Canada sucks.

by keyoorbhai March 21, 2005

Kylor

A beautiful female warrior. Who doesn't see beauty in herself but in everything around her

Her:you are so beautiful

Sarah:why can you say that to yourself rather than everyone but you ? You're such a kylor(or ky)

by KylorTheLoving😇 October 12, 2015

keilor

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. Sweet, handsome and intelligent gentleman.

Wow have you seen Keilor he’s so awesome?!?!

by Keilor October 21, 2018

Keyora

An amazing funny talented girl. Who loves to dance with friends. Kinda likes school but still passes. She is awesome!!!

Girl 1: Hey you seen Keyora yesterday?

Girl 2: Yeah she was awesome

by The searcher gurl!!!😁👍💜 January 18, 2019

keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019