Maynard James Keenan 

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

Maynard James Keenan by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005

keen cyclist 

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

keen cyclist by Brownhorse August 17, 2021

Keener Bingo 

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

Keener Bingo by dshea August 16, 2009

KEANO 

An amazing guy that everyone likes and has a bright future and has a soft spot for short girls with long hair.He is funny ;active & humble.Loves talking and has a way to just people up.

"Wow he so Keano like top of the class amazing"

KEANO by super spectacular June 22, 2016

Keen as mayo 

To show no interest or concern for an activity.

The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.

The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.

Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.

Keen as mayo by DennisCarbon August 28, 2011

Mad Keen

If you say that someone is mad keen on something, you are emphasizing that they are very enthusiastic about it.

Steve is mad keen on fishing
Sarah is mad keen on racing
Phil Ivey is mad keen on poker

Mad Keen by verykeen December 30, 2010

peachy keen jelly bean 

A cute little fun way to say you are 'keen' about something in a rhyming way.

It can be used in a sarcastic or a genuine tone, how you use it is up to the interpreter.

Josh: "Are you excited for Caitlyn's party"

Y/n: "I'm 'peachy keen jelly bean'!"

peachy keen jelly bean by Jord Jean May 31, 2021