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Kanker teef

If you’re a “kanker teef” you’re a cancer whore. AKA you fuck people fora tumor in your head and you have aids also. The aids part is very important.
Eh “kanker teef” sterf aan aids!
by Gordelroos December 6, 2020
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Kanker

Kanker is a sickness in the Netherlands

If you get kanker then is that kanker zielig
Most people find this chemotioneel
Ben: look that kankerjongen over there he is bald as hell
Ege: ya you ar right and you are a kanker aap dankjewel voor je kanker tijd
by Zestfest March 22, 2023
mugGet the Kankermug.

Kanker KRO

Super nice hot girl that's interested in sushi.
by Peter kan het beter April 12, 2019
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Kanker

Dutch word meaning cancer, usually used in sentences as a similar meaning of 'fucking', but more agressive.
Ik word zo kanker moe van jou (I'm so fucking tired of you)
by Pepijn2001 September 22, 2021
mugGet the Kankermug.

kanker met slagroom

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"

An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.

For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.
You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.

You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.

"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."
by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024
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Kanker tyfus kind

A child that is generally a piece of shit or annoying you and others. You would use this to make sure a child would leave you alone.
Jij kanker tyfus kind, wat de kanker doe je in mijn kanker huis.
by Je kanker moeder is een hoer November 14, 2023
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Kanker

Its a illness, Dylan got it :(
Kanker
by Kankerrrrrrerr November 30, 2020
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