Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 23, 2010

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

by nyapys April 14, 2024

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 05, 2017

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money July 20, 2013