Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
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Suzo-Happ joysticks

Suzo-happ joysticks -

Ultimate : Ultimate is favored for more circular motion-based games. The main difference lies in the feel & how they handle specific movements, with the Competition having a more defined feel for diagonals and the Ultimate having a smoother, circular motion

Compitition :The Competition joystick is generally preferred for fighting games due to its accuracy in diagonal movements,

Super : Super joystick is favored for games requiring circular or directional control. The "Super" joystick can also be easily switched between 4-way and 8-way operation.

If you went to movie theaters or arcades in the 1990s these are the joysticks that look like baseball bats or bowling pins !

Also see

Indústries Lorenzo / bat top joystick
Suzo-Happ offers two main joystick models for arcade cabinets: the Competition and the Ultimate. The Competition joystick is generally preferred for fighting games due to its accuracy in diagonal movements, while the Ultimate is favored for more circular motion-based games. The main difference lies in the feel and how they handle specific movements, with the Competition having a more defined feel for diagonals and the Ultimate having a smoother, circular motion.

Key Differences:

Actuator and Microswitches:

The Competition and Ultimate joysticks have different actuators and microswitches, which affect how the joystick responds to inputs.

Feel and Movement:

The Competition joystick is often described as having a more rigid, precise feel, particularly for fighting games where diagonal inputs are crucial. The Ultimate joystick is generally described as having a smoother, more circular motion.

Applications:

The Competition joystick is often recommended for fighting games due to its accuracy in diagonal movements, while the Ultimate is favored for games that require more circular movements.

Assembly:

Both joysticks can be assembled with either a long or short cylinder to adjust the height relative to the control panel, and they come with a standard spring, with a heavier spring also available.

Durability:

While some users on Arcade Controls Forum say the Happ joysticks are not as durable as they once were,

Suzo-Happ Joysticks
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Joystick

The girl played with his joystick.
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Nature's Joystick

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.
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The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008
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