Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Ball Top joystick

Ball Top Joystick - joystick handle that looks like a Gumball

Popular with games like ms pacman & street fighter mainly used with Japanese arcades & replaced the old skool Bat Top joystick in the west .

Ball Top Joystick such as Sanwa , Seimitsu ,suzo-happ

Most modern gamers prefer the ball top joystick as

It is more comfortable on the hands & easier to grip.

by Blu_leef June 29, 2025

The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.

"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"

by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008

Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

by nyapys April 13, 2024

Joystick

Scientific Name: Penis
1. A stick that brings joy

The girl played with his joystick.

by urban_nuggie1 March 1, 2021