jogger jam

when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.

dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.

by lisa159 March 17, 2009

texter jogger

Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.

"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."

by Lulu Luciole April 2, 2009

jogger j jones

Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,

alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!

by PAINEM03 March 14, 2009

Jogger Jo-ment

Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.

“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”

by Failhir March 5, 2021

jogger string love heart

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy

Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe

by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021

jiggy jogger

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

by wch-meister January 1, 2018

street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

by Retrogurl February 12, 2014