when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.
dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.
by lisa159 February 26, 2009
Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.
"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."
by Lulu Luciole March 29, 2009
Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,
by PAINEM03 March 13, 2009
by Failhir March 05, 2021
The jogger string love heart
Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy
Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy
Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe
by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021
by TheBatmangod March 24, 2018
The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.
Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.
by Retrogurl February 12, 2014