quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
by HawkTuahRegimer October 22, 2024
Get the quantum jelqingmug. Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
Get the Jelq and Jillmug. an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,
consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect
created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect
created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
Get the japanese jiggle jelqmug. The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
Get the Jewish Jelqingmug.