The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.
Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!
by Big Karrot March 29, 2023
Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
by GKH1220 October 26, 2022
The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
by TheBlazedBambiino December 30, 2015
Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese
by Bukake lord August 13, 2022
He's a jalapeño dad.
by Rwafeesa March 21, 2016
by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019