Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

The Jack Sparrow

Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.

Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.

Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.

by acmonehellz January 22, 2007

Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

Jack Sparrow

1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate

1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"

by deppths of johnny November 23, 2003

The Jack Sparrow

When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.

My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow

by Dirtywhore August 24, 2014

Jack Sparrow

Jack is cunning, witty and a little bit drunk. He is shoor of his self and determined to mett is goal.

"But why is the rum gone?"
"So... I ask you: Can you seal under a comand of a pirate?"
"Hair... From my back."
"If you were looking by a chance to tell her that you love her, mate. That was it."

by *Iri* November 28, 2003

Jack Sparrow

A very sexy pirate! i love him!

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by i am me! November 19, 2003