Illinois

The 21st state in America,Known for it's farming industry Illinois also has alot of national parks the most well known of these parks is Starved Rock Located in La Salle county. Ottawa Illinois is where the Lincoln Douglass debate happened on August 21st 1858. Chicago is Illinois biggest city at 234 mi² and is famous for

Chicago style pizza and the Navy Pier. Illinois capital is Springfield is know for the Simpsons and Lincoln.

Betty:I live in Illinois.
Todd:We don't freaking care Betty!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

illinois steamroller

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

by Dieje January 24, 2009

Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

by grant6923 February 26, 2011

Illinois Nazi

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.

Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.

by Ronagon November 15, 2013

Illinois Turn Signal

When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.

The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.

Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.

Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.

Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.

by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011