legless iguana

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

by Broni April 22, 2008

iguana style

When a man bites a woman with a scaly neck during sex to insure that she can't wiggle free. Iguana style is often violent and can lead to bleeding. Ensure that the woman's neck is indeed scaly--older women preferable--before attempting or else it is not truly iguana style.

So, after that we won't home and did it iguana style--what's that? Yeah she's kind of freaky that way.

by Anonymous71488 December 29, 2007

iguana milk

The milk coming from an iguana.

The liquid coming from an iguana's eyes when stabbed from a needle.

A gallon of milk from goosecreek in Denton.

I want some iguana milk and some Twixx.

by Courtney U, Sarah O, and Mike J. October 29, 2007

Peeling Iguana

The act of getting a sunburn on ones penis, then fucking a girl until your skin peels off inside of her vagina. Then the man acts like an iguana and licks the peeled skin out of the woman.

Mike gave me such a good Peeling Iguana last night. I've never felt so exotic.

by ydocletram June 1, 2010

Iguana Mucho

This wishes luck and prosperity on the recipient. When receiving this blessing, one should express gratitude and joy. Being told iguana mucho is an honor!

"Iguana mucho hello, Sarah! I wish you luck and prosperity today as you achieve your dreams and land your dream job at your interview!"

by Bootylicious Aimee March 5, 2019

iguana tired

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.

Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!

by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014

Iguana Syndrome

A person who is not inherently interesting but introduces external and typically superficial things into their life to fake being interesting.

“Dan’s iguana syndrome is really showing when he interjects every conversation with his Veganism ”

by McDoubles Bruh July 9, 2023