I Just Had Sex!

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

by greggory9669 March 4, 2011

I already had him

Previously defeated the person in question.

I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM.

I don't think so.

Oh HEY C'MERE!

Okay I'll play...

by Oplem June 10, 2005

I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied

by AileenT December 21, 2007

best i ever had

the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version

clean: u the u the best

dirty: u the fucking best

dirty dont flow as good

lizzie: i love the song best i ever had

by xxgirlxx August 1, 2009

Best i ever had.

The best breakup song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Best I ever had."
Me: You're just the best I ever had!

Friend: Dude, you're a dumb ass.

by meggo23 October 28, 2009

Best I Ever Had

The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.

This girl is the Best I Ever Had. I love her so much!

by Picnic Bear October 19, 2023

I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied

by AileenT January 5, 2009