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Alabama Housefire 

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.
"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."
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Stay at homegirl 

Best friend you have sex with, take to family functions, tell everything to, talk about other sex partners and not get mad or jealous but expect her to abide by your say so only while remaining only homies.
My "stay at homegirl" and I are on the same level.
Stay at homegirl by Knock ups July 27, 2018

National post your homegirl day 

August 27. Post a picture of your homegirl and make it a pretty one, not an ugly one. And do the girl a favor and buy her food. This day is a special day for all homegirls. So do them a favor and post them to show appreciation!
It’s national post your homegirl day, Post that girl!