the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023
Get the dickless horsemanmug. Look at that horseman, he’s got the arse right out of his strides, the poor prick couldn’t pick his nose to save himself!!
by Double Doubles May 2, 2021
Get the Horsemanmug.