hoov

(verb)
to move to another place while maintaining (most of) the body in a state of rest

Our carpet is messy and we want our robot hoover to hoov, but it's broken!

by ham_sand_witches February 24, 2024

Kangaroo Hooves

Online comment sections.

I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026