Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024

Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024

Hobbl

Hobbl (noun):

An activity or pursuit that someone engages in for enjoyment or leisure, typically during their spare time.
A side hustle or odd job that is taken on for the purpose of earning extra money.

Example: "I'm looking for some hobbl work to help pay the bills."

by Packet Collection December 21, 2022

Hobble bop

to walk slowly with a waddling gait.

When people hobble bop in front of me at the grocery store it tries my patience.

by Bill Beef March 7, 2024