Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

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Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.

Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics

by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024

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historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 13, 2019

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historicality

A word used in the game "Baldi's Basics

Historicality

by Goofy Ahh Boy April 30, 2023

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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.

July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.

by d00dd00d February 5, 2010

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