handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021

Twizzle poppin a handstand

Is when a tweaker experiences a demon explaining to him that his own family has agreed to let his friends tell on him to the cops so now looking out the window upside down in a car.

James : what the fuck is christian doing
Jake: hes twizzle poppin a handstand down woodside.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl August 12, 2020