Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.

Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025

handere

A handere is a personality characteristic that can only be found among Vietnamese people. Money stimulates Handeres sexually, and they typically only exhibit affection to individuals who have status and money, or who are exclusively interested in status and money. Vietnamese salons hold a special place in the hearts of Handeres.

Bruh wtf shes moaning at a Vietnamese flag she must be a handere!

by weirdo dude hair February 6, 2022

Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper

The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!

I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.

"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"

by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020

Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person

Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander

by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023