Ffion❤️Gruff

Ffion a skinny gremlin looking child has fallen in love a small brown boy with an ego and a uni brow. Best love story since 50 shades of grey.

Ffion: Gruff my one true love, will you marry me?
Gruff: *in a terrible Liverpool accent* ye, sure
Sara: wow ffion❤️Gruff

by Weed dealer 420 69 November 5, 2018

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

Gruff

When your girlfriend will act as a dog for you ( You can take this as sexually as you'd want )

"Do you want me to Gruff honey?"

by Loganmadness456 August 24, 2019

Gruff

Anything that grown ups do that is considered upper-age activity.

My mom and dad are always doing gruff things.

by UrbanDicksinaryVIP March 31, 2022

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021