Ffion❤️Gruff

Ffion a skinny gremlin looking child has fallen in love a small brown boy with an ego and a uni brow. Best love story since 50 shades of grey.

Ffion: Gruff my one true love, will you marry me?
Gruff: *in a terrible Liverpool accent* ye, sure
Sara: wow ffion❤️Gruff

by Weed dealer 420 69 November 5, 2018

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billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

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Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

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Gruff

Anything that grown ups do that is considered upper-age activity.

My mom and dad are always doing gruff things.

by UrbanDicksinaryVIP March 31, 2022

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Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

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