Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.
Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.
Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.
by Lady of the Jai April 03, 2009
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by The BIg D January 30, 2014
Another name in the vast vocabulary to describe a woman's breasts. Sometimes (but not limited to) used to refer to an expecting or new mother's swelled bosom.
Dude, did you see the gerber servers on that broad?
Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!
or in the mother's reference:
Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.
Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.
Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!
or in the mother's reference:
Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.
Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.
by zeeb1138 March 05, 2008
known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.
We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.
by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011
Hot Gerber (1): The act of placing (hot) baby food onto one's dick and inserting it into a vagina or asshole.
Hot Gerber (2): The act of using (hot) baby food as a replacement for lube in a sexual context
Hot Gerber (3): A hot bitch with a last name of Gerber
Hot Gerber (2): The act of using (hot) baby food as a replacement for lube in a sexual context
Hot Gerber (3): A hot bitch with a last name of Gerber
by Collin Oppat March 14, 2006
We don't like her.......Austin Butler is not hers...
J: Bro, have you seen Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler lately?
L: YES!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE HER! MADE MY HUSBAND CHEAT ON ME MY BOI.
L: YES!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE HER! MADE MY HUSBAND CHEAT ON ME MY BOI.
by yourmomeatspoop May 15, 2023