A woman, typically at the bar, who clearly shows weakness or lacks in confidence. Perhaps she’s overweight in a group of all skinny hotties. Or perhaps she’s incredibly intoxicated and an easy pick up. She usually is not the prize possession of the group but more so the easier one to hit on and pick up.
John the avarage guy- "Hey check out that group of cute girls dancing over there. O man, look at the one dancing funny because one leg shorter than the other'
Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
by Regular Dude January 11, 2010
Get the Weak Gazel mug.A form of glazelighting (gaslighting someone to feel positive for negative gain) where the victim is aware of the glazelighter's obvious dishonesty. This is basically sarcasm, but is called meta-glazelighting in these situations.
"hey dude your haircut is awesome"
aware of my horrible haircut, i told him to STOP META-GLAZELIGHTING ME
aware of my horrible haircut, i told him to STOP META-GLAZELIGHTING ME
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Derives from a David Attenborough documentary about cheetahs. Although ultra fast, cheetahs are somewhat lazy animals that will pipe for the easier prey if it means eating quicker and using less energy. In one clip, David, in his usual cool and calm voice said "The cheetah couldn't be bothered, so he had a gazelle instead". From that day onwards, smokers across the land decided they couldn't be bothered, and they too would have a 'gazelle' instead too.
Derives from a David Attenborough documentary about cheetahs. Although ultra fast, cheetahs are somewhat lazy animals that will pipe for the easier prey if it means eating quicker and using less energy. In one clip, David, in his usual cool and calm voice said "The cheetah couldn't be bothered, so he had a gazelle instead". From that day onwards, smokers across the land decided they couldn't be bothered, and they too would have a 'gazelle' instead too.
"Let's have a gazelle"
by Jim at 8 Cherry Hill January 17, 2009
Get the gazelle mug.a person who makes it rain tropical skittles in the middle of november and likes to breed whales in her spare time. she also likes to pick strawberries in a tutu while licking walls next to the abominable snowman, then gets abducted by aliens. and is terribly frightened of lady bugs in clown suits.
by jimmy wuffle March 23, 2009
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by jiglz June 12, 2011
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I have a old super nintendo system that I want to get rid of, and gazelle.com says it "no longer has market value and can't be reused" and offers to "recycle" it for free.
by theawper April 24, 2010
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