pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

The Garland

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!

Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!

by Bejensnwmem July 8, 2018

olivia garland

The prettiest girl

Olivia Garland is the prettiest girl ever!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Gianna garland

Term used to say someone is confusing you with to many slang words

That girl is so Gianna garland

by Gianna garland May 31, 2015

Sue Garland

Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps

See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty

by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 26, 2015