trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017

kissing frogs

1. a term used for a girl who has a tendency and a track record for not only dating a lot of guy, but dating a lot of sucky ones... you know what i'm talking about!

jen: i just broke up with brad

missy: well you should stop kissing frogs trying to find yourself a prince.. you'll jsut end up with warts

by k_u October 9, 2008

BOX OF FROGS

A term meaning temporary insanity in situation or conduct.

x - "omg noob asdf wickkle wickkle im pregnant and you're the mother!"
y - "you're madder than a box of frogs you are".

x- "omg i killed 18 guys in a row on 2142"

y- "yes, i saw that, it was madder than a box of frogs".

by crashmctavish November 17, 2006

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Kicking Frogs

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.

Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.

by The McCool March 26, 2009

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010

Box of frogs

An extremely ugly individual

James - "Did you check out that girl at the bar?"

Michael- "Yeah! She was a right box of frogs!"

by Cuban_Cigar May 9, 2011