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conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
by KP The Quality OG August 28, 2009
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rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin
by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
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premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
by 3PJ February 27, 2011
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Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.
Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.
by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013
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fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

Did she let u put it in her fore-mid-gut-hind-gut
by foremidguthindgut May 24, 2018
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British fores 3922

Big bad people Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
(The flag is high, our ranks are closed)

S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt
(The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.)

Kam’raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
(Comrades shot by the red front and reaction)

Marschier’n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
(March in spirit with us in our ranks.)

Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen
(The street is free for the brown battalions)

Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann
(The street is free for the Storm Troopers.)

Es schau’n auf’s Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen
(Millions full of hope, look at our swastika)
a British Fores 3922 means to be Bad or Worse
by KLDD November 4, 2021
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fore

A word the average golfer shouts 17 times a round, indicating that a fellow golfer will get hit in the fucking head by a ball.
It can also indicate that your testicles are about to shoot off, or that your house is under danger of an allah akbar.
"FOREEEEEEE!!" the golfer shouted, as his companion lost his fertility.
by SuperR08 October 6, 2022
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