by Deeznuts713 March 14, 2017
When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 03, 2006
What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine May 31, 2011
The Five American Dollars Americans
The Five American Dollars Americans
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
by Sammy Uncanny March 06, 2018