Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.

In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?

by fankdankwanklanklancepants October 21, 2010

The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower

Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

Flamethrower

the instance in which one injects the ballsack with hot sauce to ejaculate hot sauce.

"bro she's so freaky she made me do the flamethrower"

by A1ien4tion May 6, 2024

Flamethrower

A move where someone breathes in and out whilst lighting a join, making large flames

"Dude did a total flamethrower"

by O'Jonny Harrison May 2, 2020

Stuart Flamethrower

When someone drinks 4 glasses of chocolate milk while lactose intolerant and eats spicy food immediately after

“Yo did you see Charlie over there? He’s becoming a Stuart Flamethrower”

by Funny Haha words March 10, 2023

Flamethrower

When you need to clear several suspicious messages

Should I Flamethrower this set of suspicious texts? Yes i should

by Fy99yg88 February 23, 2022