finlation

An increase in the cost of a night out caused by your teetotaller friend not being there to pay more than their fair share.

Wow that dinner was expensive, finlation is a bummer.

by binksymate December 15, 2023

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Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025

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